Okay, Princes of Malibu is cancelled trash...but there is much more out there that should wind up off the tube and with a quickness. Two of the biggest "who gives a fuck" - fests are I Want to be a Hilton and The Cut starring Kathy Hilton and Tommy Hilfiger. These idiots should let their kids do the reality shows and they should stick to doing whatever it is they do. The whole Apprentice routine is old news, so much so that I'm sure the Martha Stewart show coming this fall is going to be a snooze fest.
I really have zero interest in watching that new dancing shit, especially after my man J, Peterman got robbed on Celebrity Ballroom last week. I'm gonna wait for Rize on DVD instead and if I want to see dancing on TV, I'll watch Soul Train and beat off to the hot sistas and asians busting a nasty groove.
A show that I thought was pathetic and kind of exploitative has turned out to be quite enjoyable actually. The whole INXS Rockstar show is a bit of a train wreck, especially considering that Michael Hutchence offed himself in such an awkward way, but I find myself tuning in and actually rooting for a couple of folks. Don't ask me what the fuck Dave Navarro knows about being a singer in a band...he's sort of a bit of a chauvinistic midget too, always calling the gals "sweetheart" and shit...but I'm not sure I understand why they even have women audition to be in INXS. I guess it's in the interest of fairness or ratings, but honestly do you think anyone other than the Black Dude (TY), the Aussie (MIG) or the Psycho from Canada (JD) has a shot? I'd fuck the hell out of Jessica Robinson, but she ain't singing in no INXS. Not in my lifetime.
Big Brother has sucked me back in as usual this summer. Fucking Kayser is the bomb. Nothing beats a ruthless Iraqi beating up on a cocky Firefighter. CBS knew exactly what they were doing with this cast, and I'm loving it. I'm down with the new alliance of 6 and honestly wouldn't mind seeing Kayser win the shit. However, it's early. Too early to tell whether this new alliance can last. But watching them turn the tables on Pappy tonight was priceless. I was actually giddy.
Final TV thought: Andy Milonakis is funny for like 10 seconds. And this little prick gets his own show? I'm way funnier than he is. Seriously.
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are you aware that andy m is 29 freaking years old???
He's still not funny.
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