Rambling Man

It's been a while since I just ranted about various shit, so here it goes...

1) Entourage is the best show on TV. Hands down. However, I thought Mandy Moore looked like shit during her cameo this week. Sorry baby...but I speak the truth.

2) Joolie and I have come up with a strategy to launching our tee shirt company. I came up with a catchy name and we are going to set about creating a buzz in Augusta by plastering stickers up with our logo. Joolie is working on some logo ideas now, but soon enough Poison Scooter will be a reality. Eventually we hope to design, produce and distribute tee shirts online and within some of the local tattoo shops around town. Yet another forray that will most likely lead to zero wealth, but a man has to have a hobby.

3) My ISight camera is up and running, but there ain't no motherfuckers online with a webcam that I know besides Brother Mike who is only online once a millenium. All you fools need to buy one so you can watch me sit in my lounge chair in underwear while I'm chatting with you.

4) Princes of Malibu was cancelled today due to low ratings. I'm embarassed that I actually Tivo'd that shit. No, I'm seriously embarassed.

5) My fantasy football league is looking like it might be an actual sucess this year. I have 12 strong and the transition to an online draft is going rather smoothly. Now if only the Eagles could promise me that TO is going to play...I have the 8th pick and Owens looks good there.

6) Augusta is full of cockroaches. I haven't had to deal with this many cockroaches since I lived with the wacky Japanese dude back in 1994. I fucking hate cockroaches. I bummed some spray shit off Joolie that she says works like a charm. We'll see. Cockroaches are fucking bullet proof.

7) I am so annoyed with myself. Yesterday I was too hung over to go see Devil's Rejects and I heard it was awesome. I am going Saturday afternoon for sure. Might even double feature with Bad News Bears.