Shit Parade

Recap of today:

Wake up early.
Decide to go to Best Buy since I have 2 hours to kill before work.
See flat tire on car in parking lot of my apartment.
Change flat tire in 100 degree temps.
Sweat through shirt.
Get tire fixed for free at Firestone around the corner. (Some things in the South are cool.)
Make it to work just on time.
No Best Buy.
Liquid diet still in effect considering missing tooth situation.
Hear from pyscho punker chick who informs me she is running away to Atlanta.
Cut loose punked chick who is too unstable for me to deal with right now.
Actually accomplish some shit at work that makes me feel the slightest bit better about my life.
Drive over to Joolie's after work to lift up her TV from the ground and put it on a stand.
Come home to empty apartment and consider suicide.

That brings us to now...