Dragging Ass

This weekend I was required to open at work, and as a result I've been ready to fall asleep at 6 PM everyday. Getting up at 6 AM sucks a donkey's cock and I fail to understand how people do it. Maybe it's because my body knows it the weekend and is pissed at me for getting up so friggin' early? All I know is that I can't wait to get this over with and go back to sleeping until at least 6:45 AM. Since I've going to bed around the 10 PM mark, I don't have much to write about.

I'm sad Mr. Miyagi croaked.

I could care less that Nick and Jessica are done.

I haven't seen Rent, but I'm gonna.

I did manage to set up my XMAS tree over the weekend. It's fake, so it really doesn't matter when that fucker goes up. I have some nice Elvis ornaments and silver balls on it right now, but it's looking sparse. Thankfully, I have a friend who is coming over to make ornaments with me out of salt and flower. I know, I know, this crafty shit sounds kind of fem. Let me first say that my mother would be proud of me for braving Michaels Craft Store today by myself like a real man and buying paint and ribbon (amongst other XMAS related crafty things). My Mom was a big fan of making things from scratch when she was alive and I think she would get a kick out of me sitting around making my own ornaments. Or maybe she would just question my sexuality like she did when she was alive? Anyway, I didn't feel that odd in Michaels until the cute register girl asked if I was picking up stuff for my wife and I had to say that I was there on my own, for myself. Awkward.

I'm going to wait until the ornaments are made and hung before I grace you all with a picture of my tree. (The one I'm certain you are dying to see....NOT.) I just hope that my ornament helper doesn't dis me and leave me hanging. I have directions, but I'm not sure I can go it alone. Anytime I try to do something myself I fuck it up. I could tell you about hanging towel racks in my bathrooms this weekend, but I'll spare you the details and myself the embarassing story. Let's just say they are up and sort of functional.

Well, I am on disc one of Scrubs Season 2 and it's funny. So I'm gonna finish that instead of being concerned with how my Eagles or my fantasy football team do today. I'm guessing they either both win or both lose....either way, it's not like it matters.