What I like.

Here's some things that make my life better.

1. James Spader. I've always had a hard on for this guy going back to my teenage years. I'm not a Pretty in Pink fan, I'm more of a Some Kind of Wonderful guy, but Spader's performance oozed the right amount of skankiness that I was like "who is that guy and why do I want to be him?" Seeing him on Boston Legal each week makes me fucking giddy. He is so over the top and all puffy now, but I still just think he is the man.

2. Fountains of Wayne songs. Why aren't these guys more famous? They write the catchiest songs EVER.

3. Getting a new Razor phone. As mentioned on a recent post, Brother Dan dumped the old Razor into some Chablis and fried it on me. I quickly purchased insurance on the thing and waited a week to file a claim. The new Razor came today in the mail and man it feels good to have her back in my life. I'm such a techno junkie whore....it's sad really.

4. Heineken. Last night Joolie came over with a 12 pack of the little green devil and my taste buds were rewarded after a long, rough week at the office. Nothing beats good conversation over a couple Heinies.

5.Survivor moments. Last night the tribe was all ready cast off Gary Hogeboom (ex-NFL QB), who is becoming my favorite player this season, and he stood up and whiped out the immunity idol that was hidden in the jungle. Hot! Everyone was shell shocked and had to scramble to vote someone else off in a matter of moments without discussing it.