Tuesday, July 18, 2006

People On TV Who Are Just Scary To Watch

1. Jason Newsted on Rockstar Supernova
2. David Hasslehoff on America's Sorta Got Talent
3. Evil Dr. Will on Big Brother All Stars
4. Tina on Real World Road Rules Fresh Meat Challenge
5. Tim Gunn on Project Runway 3

I'll make this observation quick. Newsted and Hasslehoff share two things in common, the same hair style being one. The other being the complete and utter lack of anything to say that is memorable. At least those scary freaks called judges on So You ThinK You Can Dance actually make points on ocassion.

Dr. Will is pasty white (as Howie has hilariously pointed out on BB) and completely puffy now compared to his lean and mean earlier stint on BB2. I recall really getting behind Will the season he won, but this time round he just looks kind of pathetic.

Tina is a drama queen. And she annoys the fuck out of me. Please, please, please let her get ousted this week. Please.

Tim Gunn is a robot. Last season Santino did a drop dead inpersonation of Tim most weeks (Andre...) that pointed out this very fact. Now that I'm watching season 2 on DVD and last night caught the first episode of season 3 I'm amazed at how much this guy doesn't waver from his banalities. "Carry on."

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