What I Want From A President

With a week to go before we elect John Kerry as President, I think it would be nice to put together a little list of things I want to see from Kerry. I'm not talking about World Peace and Lower Taxes and all that pie in the sky bullshit. These are things that I want. Just me. Although some of you may agree with them, I am asking for them for myself. If you benefit, then so be it.

1.) When something falls out of your tooth and you call your dentist for an appointment, you should only have to wait 48 hours maximum before being seen. High health care premiums and considerable over charges that every dentist makes to your insurance company should warrant you a little immediacy when you actually have a fucking need to see the dentist. (I had to wait 2 weeks to see my dentist when a filling in my mouth fell out. Then when I got in there, all they did was clean it and tell me to come back in 5 days for a dentist to re-fill it. When I went back for the refill, the dentist says it's now too close to the nerve and therefore you need a root canal from some other guy who can't see you until November. And oh yeah, once he's done with you, you need to have those wisdom teeth removed so that we can fit a crown on that newly root canaled tooth of yours. And P.S. you have a co=pay for all of this...)

2.) When you register to VOTE, your polling location should be printed on your voter registration card in fucking english. Not some sort of government code. It's hard enough getting people to show up at the polls when they know where they are for fuck's sake.

3.) You shouldn't have to pay car insurance on a car once you have paid into the insurance system more money than the car is worth. I know people paying $200 a month in this city for a car that is only worth $200?!?!? Huh????

4.) Prostitution should be legalized. And there will be a decency standard imposed. This means that the hookers will have to be decent looking. No ugly bitches sucking dick for crack.

5.) 6 weeks paid vacation from every employer per year.

6.) College education should be free. And on top of that all student loans already in repayment status should be forgiven.

This is just a starter list of my demands. I'm always working on adding to the list. So if you have any you would like to add, comment this post and when I talk to Kerry I'll let him know what's up.