Egg-citing!

I'm all for new experiences, but getting my house egged at 3:00 AM by some losers wasn't exactly what I would consider fun. I was laying in bed, still awake mind you, watching Real Time on demand and all of a sudden my windows are getting pelted with oranges. I get up, look out the window and see nothing. But right away I have a suspicion that it's this guy who my brother had it out with a few months back. Did you ever have a friend in high school who never really graduated? You know, you go to college and this guy stays in his parent's house and lays bricks for a living. Well my brother has one of those and this dude is obnoxious. The last couple times he came around our house he stole shit and broke in our back window, just total scumbag shit. So anyway, my brother laid it out on the line and told him to never come around here again about 5 months ago.

Then last week my brother runs into him at a bar where this asshole starts to hit on my sister. I guess seeing my brother made this guy remember how he is "banned" from our house which sucks since he lives in the NE and loves to get drunk in Manayunk.

Anyway, having a sense that it might be this guy throwing oranges at my window, I stayed on my feet and waited for the next cycle of destruction to hit. This guy isn't the type to just do one thing and roll on....he's got ADD or something, so I knew he would be back. And true to form about 10 minutes later there are 3 guys on the street bombarding my house with a dozen eggs that they most likely purchased at the 7-11 up the street. Ridiculous.

I woke up my brother and he confirmed for me what I already knew. It was the guy. I saw him the second time round waddling back to his car parked in the gas station parking lot and my brother confirmed that it looked like this guy's car pulling off into the street and taking off towards 76.

Another day in the life. I'm too old for this shit. I swear.