This has got be the most evil and horribly executed reality TV show I have ever laid eyes on. Much like a car crash, I was unable to avert my eyes. Even when Flock of Seagulls (well, one pathetic, puffy and barely recognizable Seagull anyway) was covering Ryan Cabbrera; I couldn't look away. Of the acts that were officially "bands" I'm not sure any had more than 3 original members performing like seals for a completely paid studio audience and overly enthusiastic and annoying Aussie (?) giant named Vern who was the "host" of this trainwreck.
I can say that I must thank Tiffany, she of mall singing fame, who did help me coin what I think is a relatively unheard of term I am now copyrighting. Tiffany looked like a MILNTF, Mom I'd Like Not To Fuck, with her jumbo boobs resting atop of her 40 inch waistline and her nasally, whining voice. The bitch had the audacity to butcher Kelly Clarkson's Breakaway. if I was there, I would have stabbed her in the boob. Apparently there are 2 more episodes on tap featuring some more artists in need of ridicule like Tommy Tutone and Haddaway. NBC is fucking lost man. Friends! Frasier! Someone help!
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