Good Old Fashion Ramblings

Heidi Klum got engaged to Seal. Holy shit. That so makes me feel less hopeless than I felt five minutes ago. Seal gets the girl. You go Seal. Fuck those naysayers who think those facial scars of yours make you less of a man. You got pipes, and probably a killer personality....just like someone I know. Maybe this means I should start thinking about who I'm gonna get to say yes one day. Well let's not get nuts.

Ever watch Design on a Dime? It's on HGTV. I find myself watching a lot of HGTV for some reason. It's funny because I don't own a house nor do I plan on ever owning one, but I love remodeling and interior design shit. Anyway, there is a chick that hosts one of the versions of Design on a Dime that I'm just smitten with. Kristan Cunningham I want to have your baby bitch.

That chick on Growing up Gotti is a tranny. I'm serious. It's fucking nasty having to watch her and those fucking gumba kids being all "thug." That show can go.

Who else watches Project Runway besides me? I'm such a fucking loser. Bravo has the worst fucking excuses for reality shows, i.e. Blown Dry or Queer Eye, yet I keep watching their shit.

I watched Who's Your Daddy on FOX last night. It was awful, but not in the exploitative way that I thought it would be. It was so synthetic. The chick looking for her Daddy was a Playmate who wants to be an actress and it just seemed like she was playing to the camera...as if she didn't even care about finding her real Dad. Her objectives were like Money, Fame and Dad in that order and like I always say when I defend the garbage that FOX comes up with, you can't have shit like that without some idiot who is willing to do it. There ain't no midget bachelor without a willing midget. You dig?

Is that Ozzy singing the theme song to Dog The Bounty Hunter on A&E? Oh my.

In the past 2 weeks I have gotten three amazing presents from three amazing chicks that work with me. Syd got me Garden State on DVD, the 2nd best movie of 2004. (Eternal Sunshine is 1) Kate got me Almost Blue by Elvis Costello, an amazing double disc of the Costello Country era. Robin impressed me with her musical palatte and got me the latest Wilco offering and continues to bring up music in emails that I would never think that she would like, and I love it. All of these gals are awesome. Sincerely.

And finally this evening, I think I found a place to live. A good friend has a room to let in her 2 bedroom house and since house hunting has slowed down and perhaps ended, I need to move into crisis mode as February 1 looms. Brother Mike will be sad to see me "drop" out as they say, but I think he'd rather not have a border when he's renting. It was always about helping my brother pay his mortgage...and if there's no mortgage, it's best I step aside and allow him to find a nice house he can rent. He needs to live like a family again. So yeah, assuming this all goes down, I'll be shacking up down the street in Manayunk still. I'm excited to begin anew and sad to see it end all at once.