I'm 12.

The boredom of working on a Saturday night has reached an all time low. I decided to committ about 30 minutes to the task of answering some quizlets on bzoink.com. From what I can tell, bzoink was created by and for pre-teen girls. It's a warehouse of surveys, poll and quizlets geared towards finding your crush or blabbing about yourself until the point of vomiting. Everything you take part in can be spit out in html format for you to further poison the internet with. The odd thing about completing these is that there seems to be a slant of negativity to them. Or at least that was the case for me.

What I learned this evening:

My pimp name is JUICE BOX and my rapper name is MO' FRESH FLAVA (I thought is was Skip O'Pot2Mus?). Apparently I will die by committing SUICIDE when I'm 59 by slitting my wrists. 342 people HATE me and 598 LOVE me. Some how this equates to being 94% loved? The first letter of the first name of the woman I will marry is E however, I'll only have sex .5 times in my life. I'm 74% Ugly, 90% Gay and my sexiest feature is my NOSE.

I came across a Love Compatability quiz and found out that essentialy regardless of who I enter my advice is consistently "don't brag about yourself, they don't like that." I attmpted my compatability with as many girls as I could name and was surprised by the results. I'm only 47% compatible with Mandy Moore and my sister's friend Amy who I've lusted after for 5 years, 54% with Ashley Olsen, 72% with Mary Kate Olsen, 57% with Kate Winslet, 45% with Queen Latifah, 86% with Dido, 85% with Brad Pitt and 69% with Jennifer Aniston.

I think you get the idea. The internet is very strange place.