What's worse then being stuck behind some Jersey asshole, while having to take a monster shit, who doesn't understand that where Main Street and Ridge Ave split the constant fucking GREEN turn light means that you can fucking go?
Deciding to go around him after honking at him 3 times and then getting pulled over for crossing a double yellow line, forced to sit in pain while your shit keeps trying to force itself out while two cops take their good old fucking time issuing you a $115 ticket for unsafe driving.
That's what.
The irony of the story is not that I ultimately shit my pants, no I managed to keep it tucked until I was able to drop it in the bowl. The irony was that I eventually pulled over at the top of the Ridge Hill, which if you know where I live you will understand that I was fucking 30 yards from my toilet as I waiting 20 minutes to be issued my ticket. Ha.
I can't wait to leave this city behind. I'm considering not paying the ticket just so I can tell chicks in Georgia that I'm a fugitive with outstanding warrants.
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Why didn't you use your pba card?
I was lucky to avoid getting arrested based my attitude...so I didn't want to drag your husband into the matter. Fucking Jersey drivers...
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