Fuck Walmart

So I finally had my straight up eye exam this morning and got my script for glasses. Remember I went to Walmart to get a replacement pair when my glasses broke a couple weeks back? Well, after work today I went by to grab the specs I liked and make it happen. The same chick who busted my balls last time I was there, "we can't sell you glasses without a recent prescription" was there and within 2 minutes was up my ass with "can I help you with anything?" Here's a fun fact: Don't ask me if I need help unless you are prepared to give it. I was ready to go in 5 minutes and had to wait 25 minutes for the jackoff she was assisting to wrap up his purchase in slo-mo. When all is said and done, 2 weeks later, prescription in hand, the chick says she has never heard of my eye coverage plan from work. This is despite the fact that I tell her the website listed on the back of the card will show you that Walmart accepts the coverage. Then she goes on to say that it might just be her inexperience since she has only been there a month, and asks me to come back tomorrow. So I flipped shit.

I yelled, something I rarely do in a public setting, and told her she was an idiot. I felt good telling her that she just lost a customer because she is a stooge. I'm not sure but I'm almost positive there's either an instruction manual she could consult or a manager she could call instead of making me sit for 30 minutes on my second fucking visit there only to deny me again. God damn I hate people some times.