Tuesday, April 04, 2006

My Life Sometimes Stinks

How funny is it that you can go to a post called Happy to a post called this in like 4 days? The last two days have been anything but fun. My allergies are killing me, apparently the pollen here is 10 times worse than up North. Now my fucking glasses broke on top of having to sneeze all the time. Tomorrow I'm off from work to go hit up ironically enough, the eye doctor followed by a visit with a nutritionist. I guess I'll be spending the afternoon shopping for glasses...I have the broken pair rigged with some skull and cross bone band aids and it's a piss poor job to say the least. I just killed a fucking tarantula sized spider in my apartment with my Doc Marten boot and scuffed the wall up pretty bad...not doing much to get that security deposit back am I?

Let me make it through the week...please.

Oh did I mention that it's Masters Week here in Augusta? It's not the Mardi Gras that everyone says it is at this point, but the town has become a wee bit strange the last couple of days. Traffic is slightly heavier, strange men are holding up signs asking for Practice Round Tix in the style of the Will Work For Food look and my gym today was empty. No seriously, I was there alone at the gym. Me and Dorothy the girl who works there. She informed me that most locals actually take vacation this week or barricade themselves in their houses. Strange. Sydney and I are driving separately to work this week since we live on opposite sides of the golf course and the congestion of traffic takes place between us, as such I am hitting the gym alone this week. And man does it suck. I need someone there with me or else I get bored easy. But I think she is happy to not have to go this week anyway since she is heating up things with a new man in her life. Yep, there goes another of my friends finding Mr. Wonderful here in the Augusta. It sucks having shitty luck with women. Especially when you start to become the odd man out...which will eventually happen.

Like I said, it's funny to go from Happy to this in a couple days. Not funny ha-ha, funny sad.

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