Saturday, August 06, 2005

Embarrassingly Awkward

Jessica Simpson singing "These Boots are Made for Walking" is a train wreck. The song has been destroyed and is almost unrecognizable, the video for it is trash and someone please tell me what the hell Willie Nelson mixed with his weed to commit to this abortion? I am honestly scared of Jessica Simpson. It's like a living doll. Like Chuckie. She's not real.

Why do I want to bang her though?

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