Thursday, July 22, 2004

Celebrity Teen Slut of the Week

Okay, it’s slut of the week time and I’ll admit Hilary Duff wasn’t my first choice this time round, but I got a great photo (see below) today and was inspired. Let me preface this profile by saying that I can’t recall seeing anything on this little honey’s resume with the exception of Human Nature where in she was playing Patricia Arquette as a child. But should that stop me? Hell no.

Apparently Lizzie McGuire was some tween show on Disney or Nick Jr. or some shit and it made this chick really popular. Anyway, once she tired of the limitations of television, Hilary starred opposite Malcolm in the Middle’s Frankie Muniz as the love interest in Agent Cody Banks. Never saw it. I guess the popularity of this movie gave someone the bright idea to make a Lizzie McGuire movie and I’m assuming it went well since this bitch’s mug has been in my face ever since.

I also recall seeing her in the trailer for that Steve Martin movie about 12 kids, so I guess she was in that. And oh yeah, I think right now she’s like the 1 millionth chick playing Cinderella on film. So there you have it. That’s what I know about her film/TV career.

Now what I do know about Ms. Duff is that she looked awful cute in those silly music videos of hers. So Yesterday was catchy, but I was mainly looking at her sexy poses and not listening to the lyrics. Then she had some song about rain or something. Again, looking good Hil. I’m pretty sure she is now doing the reverse Simpson sister thing, cause I have seen another Duff with an H first name glued to her hip lately. I’m assuming this is some talent-less older sister leeching her way into the spotlight. However, I was wrong about the sibling leech factor with Ashlee, so I could be wrong again.

Anyway….enough babble, on with the visuals!

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