Ridiculous

You know what is pathetic? The amount of junk mail I get geared towards consolidating my student loans. I literally get a piece of mail per day (including weekends) from Nelnet, CFS, etc. all promising me that I qualify to reduce my student loan payments by 55% per month if I act now! What kills me the most is that I don't actually qualify for this consolidation. I have pursued it with at least 3 of these so called saviors over the past year and all of them said the same thing, "we can't help you." So if you can't help me, why do you keep sending me your crappy invitation to contact you? Probably for the same reason that I continued to get credit card pre-qualifications when I was an absolute credit risk who couldn't even pay for a credit card. There's gotta be a law against this shit.