Saturday, July 17, 2004

Pseudo Reality Bimbos

I'll tell you what. I've never liked Paris Hilton, she's a skinny dog in my opinion. I can't stand Nicole Richie. What is her talent exactly? At least some people pay Paris to model or make sex videos. Jessica Simpson makes retarded faces when she sings, is dumb as a post and is a tad overexposed these days. Kelly Osborne's tits are getting huge, but then again so is her ass. So who is there to tickle my fancy?

I'll tell you who. And I'm ashamed to admit this. But I like Ashlee Simpson. I like her music way better than her sister's. I also think she is hotter. And brighter. She's a shining star in a sea of shit.

If you didn't think I was a loser based on these ramblings I post each day, then you absolutely do now.

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