Web Porn (How I spent a whole Sunday surfing...)

So at the party last night the fellas were explaining to me that there exists video footage from bachelorette parties that is naughty as hell. So dirty that it may make you not trust a woman who says she's going to bachelorette party again. I was fascinated by the concept of this material and sought it out today. All I can say is HOLY CRAP!

There is no sight like that of a 45 year old woman licking whip cream off some Chippendale's donger. I am forever tainted.

Let me also add that in my research for this posting, I discovered that the act of participating in this ritual, as either the stripper (man) or licker (woman) is a fetish called CFNM. I defy you to place that acronym into Google! It's Clothed Female, Naked Male. Go figure. They got a fetish for everything these days.

Click the title of this post if you want to see your girlfriend or mom acting a fool.