Here's a partial list of the things that annoy me:
Saturday Night TV
Larry King
Junk Mail
Jock Itch
Tipping Pizza Delivery guys
Eating, then immediately shitting
Lending money to people who don't pay you back
People with horrible taste in movies
People who don't clean up after themselves
Annoying drunks
Emails about increasing penis size or How to get a free IPOD!
Roaming Charges on my cell phone bill
Gas Prices
Having to pee while watching a movie in the theater
wmv files
Not getting enough sleep
Feeling a cold sore start
The Phillies
Safe Auto commercials
The promise of "free porn" which always turns out to be a false claim
Liars
Credit Card bills
APR
Cats
Crying babies
Forgetting what I need to buy when I am in the store
Missing the bus
Cute girls with boyfriends
Boy Bands, including New Found Glory and Maroon 5 (yep, they are boy bands people)
Working on the weekends
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You forgot to mention clowns....but maybe they are more scary and disturbing than annoying??
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