Let me tell you, I have been on quite a terrible rental tear lately. Even since I got my Netflix list down to zero, I have been taking chances on movies that I just know will suck. Taking Lives, Sex and Lucia, Dog Soldiers, Secret Window, Perfect Score and the Lindsay Lohan trainwreck that I already wrote about. Anyway...
The depths to which The Human Stain sucks is remarkable considering the talented cast. Sir Anthony Hopkins is playing an old black dude who has an affair with Nicole Kidman a depressed mother of two dead kids who has attempted suicide who also used to be married to Ed Harris playing a crazy old Vietnam Vet who is delusional. Throw in a voiceover/secondary role by Gary Sinese and you have the makings of utter shit. It's preposterous. Did I mention the back drop is the whole Clinton/Lewinsky saga? It's a fucking mess and I feel dumber for watching it.
However, as a fan of reality television, I was excited to see full frontal nudity by Jacinda Barret. You may recall Jacinda from the Real World London, the hot Aussie chick. Did you also know that she and Chris Hardwick (Shipmates, House of 1,000 Corpses, Singled Out, Rodeohead) were an item for quite a while? Hit up Mr. Skin if you want to see her boobies and bush, cause this fucking movie ain't worth the time.
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