There once was a time when I had real men for friends. I cannot believe the amount of pussies I am currently surrounded by. It's August people. And August means two things are certain. 1) You are gonna sweat. 2) You need to think about your Fantasy Football drafting strategy.
I have been running a fantasy league for over 10 years now and many men have come and gone, but this year astounds me. I'm losing half my league! 6 guys are bailing on me. Everyone is crying about money. It's ridiculous. You have 6 fucking months to save up 150 bucks. Do I need to break this down into the pennies a day analogy? Not to mention the fun you will have for 16 weeks...a little over $9 a week to make Sunday a whole lot more interesting.
The only thing worse than dropping out of a fantasy football league are those fucks who say they want in and then bail on you the week of the draft. What kind of man is that? "Oh man, it's this Sunday?" or "Wow. $150 is pretty steep." It's a sad state of affairs when you can't find 12 guys to come together and gamble on football.
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