Doppelganger

I forgot to mention this tasty tid bit from Illinois. Some fucking loser Cub fan walking past me outside the game yelled in my face the following: "Hey Michael Moore!" I was thinking to myself, do I where my politics on my sleeve or what? Did this jack off think that I would be offended? I hadn't shaved in a couple days, so I guess I brought it on myself. The stunning part of this exchange was that the tool bag was holding some chick's hand while he berated me. Even a fucking loser like that has a girlfriend. Pathetic.