How Far Will A Man Go To See Strippers?

Let's put it this way. I am about to head out to work from 3 PM - Midnight tonight. I get to come home, place my head on the pillow, get back up at 6:30 AM to head back to work so I can get out tomorrow at 4 PM. Why? Because I'm going to DayDreams tomorrow night to watch naked ladies giggle. It's my buddy The Blank's bachelor party, and since I am unable to attend this wedding in Colorado next month, I have to make a strong showing for him. Yeah, that's it...I'm only going to be a good friend. The boobs are just an extra. Like ketchup.