Friday, August 13, 2004

It's Not Fair!

Comedian Andrew Dice Clay is shopping a series, the Daily News' gossip column reported yesterday. The series "could star him, his wife and ... his girlfriend." He explains, "I'm not the greatest husband - I've got a girlfriend. It doesn't really please my wife, but then if I was looking to please her I wouldn't have a girlfriend. I mean she knows about it, and I guess she's okay with it. Plus my kids like both of them."

I can't find ONE woman, and this asshole has a wife AND a girlfriend AND possibly a TV show. I'm going to kill myself...

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