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Las Vegas Trip - Nutshell Style

+ winning $600 on Black Jack
- West Coast fucks on coke at Rio
+ Hottest Waitress Ever at Rio
+ Rio Suite with Killer view and gigantic bathroom
+ Strip Club
- Spending $400 in Strip Club
+ Limo rides
- Doing a shot of rubbing alcohol in limo (decoy booze is a bummer)
+ Video Poker wins of 4 aces and a straight flush ($90 and $80 respectively)
+ 99 cent Heinekens
- The lingering smell of stink in our hotel room
- Horrible food = a scab for an asshole
+ Sliders (white castle knock offs....MMMMmmmm)
+ Karoake at The Ho (aka The Cafe Racers reunion tour!)
- I might have been the only person not smoking in Vegas.
- Long walks through the projects of Vegas in the blazing sun.


Sidenote: I only brought home 1 souvenir, a shiny new hemmoroid!!

Think about it...

2 flights =10 hours of sitting
black jack, video poker, slots...sit, sit, sit
last day outside of Slots A Fun people watching, sitting
in the room sitting

The fucking sitters guide to Vegas baby.