It's 4:25 AM and I just had to write about how much I can't stand Puffy Combs. I just plowed through some of my Thursday night TV shows on TIVO and was so pissed to find out that the "finale" of Making the Band 3 was a fucking sham. P. Dummy didn't actually pick a band, he carried three girls over and will have another season to continue the search. What a joke! The man is basically just torturing these girls by making them think they are one step closer to success when in fact they are going nowhere fast. I thought it was weak sending them home for 4 months before bring them back to make his selection, but not announcing an actual group just takes the fucking cake. I don't even think he intends to make a group, he just wants to build up some hopes, put a bunch of cuties in a house and let the cameras capture the torture of it all.
In "a glimmer of hope" news, I was thrilled to see that Aubrey, who's a hot mama, made it to next season. This may just be enough to bring me back into the fold and to continue watching. I can't find a picture of this chick ANYWHERE on the internet, but trust me she's a babe. Total Xtina meets that friend of Claire Danes on My So Called Life. Yummy.
While I'm up and at it...MTV sucks donkey cock. Who the hell is Mike Jones and does he now own the station? That's the only reason I can come up with to explain his INCESSANT commercials and bumpers. Go away Mike Jones and take that asshole from matchbox 20 with you. And by the by, who said Lisa Pressley could make another album? And to cover Dirty Laundry is just an embarassment. That song sucked when Don Henley sang it. What's next a duet with Kid Rock? And is there any way possible she can wear more clothes and look less attractive? It's like an Elvis impersonator in drag. Gross.
I have a feeling that when I go to hell I will be forced to hear the following on a loop to help me suffer for my sins:
Maroon 5, Jack Johnson and Jason Mraz.
Is there a place worse than hell? I'll take it! Or else I'll start living better and hope I get into Heaven.
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