I'm back from Chicago. Things I want to talk about (and some I don't.):
1. Phillies lost 2 of 3. This sucks. To add insult to injury, they lost on Sunday and Maddox didn't win his 300th game. Seeing that feat might have taken the edge off the loss.
2. I shared a full size bed (Lenox Suites claims it was Queen Size) with a grown man. And he attempted to cuddle with me one night while he was asleep.
3. I ate like a king at ESPN Zone across the street from my hotel and pulled the old Dine and Dash. (I was drunk obviously...)
4. Saw that black dude from the Practice outside my hotel.
5. Drank a malt liquor/energy drink called Sparks that a co-worker of mine has raved about for weeks. It was quite delicious...thanks for the tip Joolie.
6. Found a 40+ Midwestern woman mildly attractive while the Phils were leading on Friday.
7. Found same woman unbearably annoying once Phils were losing on Friday.
8. Watched Myers and the Weasel get schooled in pool by 2 dykes.
9. Saw the Village shitfaced. Not sure if I liked it. At one point I was snoring so loud Myers had to smack me to wake me up. Apparently I was disturbing the audience from waiting for what M. Night will do next. That crazy Indian has done it again.
10. Didn't shit myself or throw up at any point. God I'm good.
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http://www.suntimes.com/ebert/ebert_reviews/2004/07/073006.html
Harsh. Guess I have to see it again for shizzie now.
Oh. I forgot this one too. I think I drunk dialed this hot Temple girl who is home in CT for the summer. I don't recall whether I called or texted her, but I do recall avoiding my ringing cell phone during the Village when I saw her number on caller ID. Ouch. I'm a loser.
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